She wore a necklace made of Pharaoh bones.
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I'm Francesca. abracadabra. wow.

ohvictoria:

brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

Wat


witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

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